• It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.
  
  
• Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green or orange.
  
  
• The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.
  
  
• There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever.
  
  
• You never leave a piece of bacon on the plate.

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